You taste ____.

[noggin]

BELOW IS MY INFORMATION ARTICLE ON WHAT DETERMINES THE TASTE OF YOUR SEMEN. Also below is a picture that may not be safe for work even though I censored it with mudkips and erased the 2nd person entirely.

I suppose the only way to start this article is with a "To whom it may concern-"
it is possible to alter the taste of semen/vaginal excrement a few different ways but the simplest and most effective is diet. So essentially you are what you eat. Now it's not really so much "eating tons and tons of grapes will give you grape flavored sperm" because nothing can really be that awesome. It's more chemical related but has some aspects of the above.

Although the PH of semen is 7 (neutral) it will taste slightly acidic naturally. The goal is generally for a sweeter taste. LIKE LIQUID CANDY.

Foods that have the most favorable impact on taste would be items like:
Pineapple, celery, cinnamon, lemon, and parsley. Basically anything with high amounts of chlorophyll will shift to overall taste to something sweeter. Fruits > Vegetables generally. Avoid broccoli, asparagus ect.

Foods that have the most negative impact (all relative) are items that are also generally harmful to begin with:
Alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine. Eating a lot of red meat will cause you to develop a saltier taste. Even dairy causes saltier tastes. This is mostly due to the type of protein. Chicken and turkey is good though due to it being lean protein. Any vegetables from the cabbage family is something to avoid.

Now, this doesn't mean you need to change your diet around altogether. What you consume takes 12-24 hours to secrete fully out of your system. So if you were to have a clue as to a possible situation where you'd want to have... better tasting semen.... it would be advised to go nuts with cinnamon buns, lemonade, any fruit you can get your hands on, and just avoid items like milk, red meat, and soda.


I would just like to take the time to mention that I did a great job censoring the above picture and in conclusion:
Vegetarians taste better.

[noggin]

We all knew this was cumming sooner or later.

[Ratha]

I didnt want to have to post in this thread, but i will, just to wonder which of you retards kicked Noggin in the /random place and caused all that to come spilling out. I never needed to know any of that, or even pretend that i possibly wanted to know any of that as i read it. Unfortunately, truth or make believe, this information will now likely be stored somewhere in the back of my mind for the rest of my life. And by the time i die im sure they will have figured out how to retrieve memories. This one will make for a very awkward moment.

My only hope is that as i write this, this ingrains even more deeply, so that when they discover that bit of information, that the fact that i didnt want to read it in the first place is the thing they take note of before they look at the memory and go WTF.

Seriously Noggin, just because you changed your avatar does not mean you are allowed to be so bizarre and random with your posts now.

[Ratha]

Also, you are not allowed to reply to your own posts. Because.... i made up that rule.

[noggin]

Originally Posted by Ratha

I didnt want to have to post in this thread, but i will, just to wonder which of you retards kicked Noggin in the /random place and caused all that to come spilling out. I never needed to know any of that, or even pretend that i possibly wanted to know any of that as i read it. Unfortunately, truth or make believe, this information will now likely be stored somewhere in the back of my mind for the rest of my life. And by the time i die im sure they will have figured out how to retrieve memories. This one will make for a very awkward moment.

My only hope is that as i write this, this ingrains even more deeply, so that when they discover that bit of information, that the fact that i didnt want to read it in the first place is the thing they take note of before they look at the memory and go WTF.

Seriously Noggin, just because you changed your avatar does not mean you are allowed to be so bizarre and random with your posts now.

Wow, minutes after writing this thread I msg'd Liquid with:
"Noggin: http://forums.deadgod.net/showthread.php?t=2527
rofl
I really think the underlying goal of this thread was to make people self-aware for the rest of their lives. This is information people won't be able to forget. Like 10 years from now someone will be going down on them and they will be thinking "wow I should not have had steak and whiskey for lunch."
Anyone reading this will forever know.
I am imprinted onto their sex-life and habbits.
I am immortal.
21:10pm
"



That is uncanny O_o

The info is accurate but the goal was to permanently leave a piece of me in the backs of everyone's mind for the rest of their lives. Next time you see your semen you will think of me.

[LiQUiD_X]

Also

Originally Posted by Noggin

Noggin: By the end of the day; someone on deadgod is going to eat their own load out of sheer curiosity and it will be the gem of all troll jobs.

[noggin]

And that. But we are talking about long-term goals here.

[Dis]

apparently theres a famous porn star who's semen tastes like creamy yoghurt, MAKE IT HAPPEN

wonder if you'll ever be able to market yourself to include the taste of your semen, if I become a man whore (long term goal) can i charge extra for making my load taste like strawberries?

I could see this research being invaluable in the area of "making the bitch learn to love it" how many girls would actually swallow if they knew it was going to taste good?

on a slightly less related note, you can do the same thing with pork, a pigs meat can absorb a good deal of whatever it eats, even marijuana :D

[noggin]

Did you just admit to getting a pig high then eating it? Dis, I missed you so much. The nights were long and cold :(

I'll be in vent daily! LONGING FOR YOU.

[LiQUiD_X]

Originally Posted by Dis

apparently theres a famous porn star who's semen tastes like creamy yoghurt

Is it just me or does that sound disgusting?